trying to avoid old classmates in public like leonadro dicaprio avoiding the paps
oimige: SHIT. They know we like anal now.
A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.
The cast of @MTVteenwolf is here! @hollandroden, @i_love_harveys, @tylerl_hoechlin and @dylansprayberry say hi! #TeenWolf #SDCC… (x)
Derek Hale + Smiling
a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption
one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan
years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal
he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”
I DONT GET IT????
what are snails even trying to do
i grab my friend and yell OH MY GOD HAVE YOU SEEN THIS VINE, my friend turns around; i am holding an excellent specimen of vitis coignetiae, we are botanists
#evolving like a goddamn Pokémon - coffeeinallcaps appropriate tag is appropriate.
Anyone who thinks you can just walk into a convenience store and get the affordable birth control you need clearly has no understanding about the reality of women’s lives — and no business making decisions about them.
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Ever see a beautiful gif set and are ABOUT to reblog it and then you see a spelling or grammar error and are like “we could have had it all…”
These are technically still facts.
buzzkill facts totally need to be a thing